For those of you who know Kim, she is working for Carnival Cruise Line in Florida.
Hanging out with her new nephew, camping at the beach and doing well.
Oh when will I ever get rid of this ridiculous virus?
Okay, perk up and wear something nice. That’ll make me feel better. Wear something to match the new maroon shoes!
Eat, shower, thank God I moved my haircut up to this Saturday.
Late! Listen to VP all hands on the blackberry.
Put Sophie out to pee.
Dress, putting on fabulous new shoes. Ooh, they feel tight.
Collect myself. Boy this all-hands call is boring. Blah, blah, blah that’s why you laid a bunch of people off. Right.
Ooh these shoes feel really tight.
Let Sophie back in.
Dang what is UP with these shoes?
A Narrow? I bought 8 1/2 narrow? How did I do that? I can’t wear these.
Quick, find other shoes to go with outfit.
Impossible. Can’t wear the peep toes. All I’ve got to cover my ankles with is cheap nude knee-hi nylons.
Try the old red shoes. No. The black ones. No. These old boots. Are you kidding?
Peep toes with the nylons. I’ll hide my feet under my desk all day.
Blackberry is dying. Oh well, they’re in the Q&A portion anyway. Hang up.
(Sophie) WHATAREYOUDOING??? You let me in but you haven’t left yet. Where’s my greenie? I think I’ll stand here and shake.
Grab stuff, coat, greenie and do the goodbye ritual with the neurotic dog.
Finally in car on the way to work.
(Car) BEEEEEP! Tire pressure is low.
Pull over. Tires all look the same. Wait until after work? When it’s dark? Take the risk? Drive on the viaduct with low tire pressure….in which tire and why? With dying phone?
Stop at Chevron. Put air in all four tires, wearing my nice clothes, squatting over puddles of gas and oil.
Traffic-wind blows my hair back to bedhead.
Late for my meeting.
You’d think it’s Monday.
(Fred–looking at my shoes) Oooh, shiny. I like the way they go from black to grey.
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